Im trying to deal with my anger on my own, without getting other people involved. The only thing ive really found that helps is pulling my hair. A lot. Usually i try to pull from the crown of my head. This is the one spot on my head that I really cant see, even in mirrors, so it just makes sense. Im going to honest, sometimes hairs rip out when i do this.
I wonder if it makes me look like im balding. Surely not.
Why am i angry you ask? Oh yes, thats right, you asked...and i know it. Im angry (today) because I dont like it when people put their picture on MySpace (you know, the one everybody sees), and use a pic with their boyfriend in it!! Are you kidding me? Seriously?
ITS CALLED MY SPACE!!!! As in YOUR VERY OWN, INDIVIDUAL, LITTLE TINY SPACE on the internet.
You people need to go over to OurSpace.com and start a page there. That website is for insecure people who dont like to be photographed alone, and feel the need to show everyone that they have a boyfriend. Like its some massive accomplishment. "Look at me!!! A boy took a picture with me, and now im using it to identify myself!!!"
Ok so im bitter. Oh i heard you say it under your breath. Sitting over there mumbling like no ones listening. Sheesh. Im bitter. Im insanely bitter that you look so darn happy in your picture...geez, your relationship must be just amazing. Lemme guess, somewhere in your profile, you probably state that you are "In love with the most amazing man ever".
in a month, your friends will be writing little encouraging messages like, "Its OK girl! You didnt need him anyways!!! Welcome back to the single life!!! We are gonna party all night!!! Drink yourself stupid, and wind up naked somewhere, you'll feel better!!!" Suddenly, your picture on MySpace will change to you just sitting there all by yourself (with your dog), and MySpace will have suddenly become a weapon simply used to try to get back at that jerk who broke your heart.
All new pictures of you having the time of your life being single with appear out of nowhere...as if he doesnt remember how insecure you were only a month ago. After all, he only manipulated you enough to put his ugly mug next to yours on YOUR ONLY CHANCE AT BECOMING A FAMOUS INTERNET SUPERSTAR!!!
Oh yeah, he's gonna believe that you just picked up your life and moved right on without him. You'll have a new background of some hot actor, and you'll play some retarded song like, "I touch myself"...MEANWHILE, he looks at his phone and sees you called him 43 times, leaving message that sound like, "Hey its me again...look i know you are ignoring me, but we really need to talk. I mean, i just dont understand what happened! You never loved me did you? You probably cheated on me all the time!!! I bet your with her now arent you! Who is she? Im coming over there! AND IM BRINGING MY NEW BOYFRIEND..........uh.......ZACK."
Yeah, and while your at it, swing by and pick up his friends Slater and Screech...
OK i feel better now. Bye.
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