I broke my hand on my ironing board. I thought i was doing the right thing when i asked someone to pee on it, but apparently that's only for jellyfish stings.
For the record, im getting a little tired of the old joke, "You broke your right hand? What are you gonna do on Friday nights now?" HA HA HA. Not funny. I know what you are all implying when you say that, and for the record ill say right here and now...i do NOT sit at home on Friday nights and do Rubik's Cubes. YES, i have done that before. And YES, there was a time that i did that for 14 consecutive Friday nights. And YES, i have a picture of a Rubik's Cube on my wall. And YES, i peel off all the stickers and put them back on so it will look like i figured it out. And YES, i have showered with my 3 Rubik's Cubes. And YES, im still putting together that petition for Kellogg's to make a Rubik's Cube cereal. And YES, I named my three fish "Cube", "Ix", and "Rube". And YES, i sometimes use frozen pieces of broken Rubik's Cube as ice for my beverages. And YES, Rubik's Cube pieces CAN travel through your body and come out the other end. And YES, they are still the same color. And YES i once juggled TWO Rubik's Cubes for 7.4 seconds before i lost control. And YES, Rubik's Cubes can break the front of my fishtank, and send my fish pouring onto the carpet, flopping around for their lives while i scream and hide in the bathroom. (May you rest in peace "Ix" and "Cube") (Screw you "Rube" i never liked you) And YES i collect Rubik's Cube T-Shirts and underpants. And YES, there is a strong possibility that this one stupid blog is going to give my Dad's family SO many ideas as to what to get me for Christmas this year.
BUT NO! Breaking my hand is NOT going to give me nothing to do on Friday nights!!! There is always Cinemax after dark (Wink, wink)...and im trained as a lefty... :)
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