If you subscribe to my blog, you will be notified whenever i post a new one. That isnt the important part. What matters is that IT WOULD REALLY MAKE ME FEEL POPULAR! Geez, im trying to grow a little self-esteem here.
You see, I was born in a wheelchair. I've never had more than $546 dollars at one time. I was kidnapped at the age of 22. My dad dated a girl younger than me. Im bald. One year for Christmas I got a #4 from Taco Bell. (Not Supersized) My first kiss was with my sister, and we were both over the age of 18, which apparently is illegal. I have an extremely large head, and my neck often gets very tired from the weight. I was gay for a few hours...in prison of course...well, in a holding cell...I WAS LONELY!!
Here is my point. If all the people that read my blogs will subscribe, then when i go to bed at night, and hear the voices of my mom saying "Marry a black girl if necessary...just get me some Grandkids you loser" echoing in my head, at least i can say that eleven people subscribed to my blog.
Lets be honest, Im not likely to score to high in the VOTE FOR THE HOTTIE game...so at least you guys could push that stupid button and read my blogs!!! The best part is that while you are reading, you can imagine i look just like Jake Gyllenhaal, or Billy Ray Cyrus, or Jack Black, or Marky Mark...or whatever floats your boat. THATS WHY I PUT UP THE SHADOW PICTURE OF MYSELF!!!
In fact, if you want to, you can take a piece of chalk and draw in my facial features on your computer screen, or even tape a picture of Samuel L Jackson over my big black head, and pretend your reading the writings of a famous movie star.
I did some heroin about 15 minutes ago, so Im not sure this is making sense. Sorry.
OOOH SMILEY FACES. WHAT FUN!!!Ive gotta go, there is jello in my hair. Someone farted here.
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