Random messages pop up in my box all the time, some people are looking for someone else named Jeremy, some are just looking for anyone that will talk to them. But i have to ask you this....Have you ever gotten a message from someone that says..."Jeremy Glisson, is that you? Where have you been? We never even knew you moved away to Jackson MS!!! When are you coming home??? Can we come there??? Are you a manager of a restaurant? Wow that is soooo sexy. Ever since you moved away, thingshere have been so boring. Kenny got a girl pregnant, and school sucks as usual, OH and your dad caught a taco bell on fire!!!, and my Great Aunt Lucie died. You have to remember her, you met her that time that we will white water rafting!!! You were SOOOO MAD you had to ride in the same raft as her the whole time!!!! And then on the car ride home, she sat by you in the back seat, and put her feet up on the shoulder rests. I watched you dry heave in my mirror for at least an hour. Im laughing histerically..., Oh yeah, that house you were renting before you moved, yeah...that one (wink wink)...well it burned to the ground. It sucks, but its probably best if you know what i mean....
So what have you been up to, you never sent me your new number, so i just assumed you didnt have mine. BUT NOW!!! Thanks to MySpace I found you again. Actually...WE.....found you again. (Morgan and Kim are with me)
We were so crazy that one night. We all took a pact that we would never ever ever tell ANYONE what we did. Have you told anyone? The three of us all say we havent either. (I told Aunt Lucie just to see her reaction)...did i mention she is dead?
Well I gotta go now. And yes, im still working at Platinum Plus. Honey I told you....I'll strip until im rich!! AND IM ALMOST THERE!!! But the good thing about it, is that i get 4 days off a week in a row! SO I can come be there with you in a couple of days!!!!
Ooops...i forgot to ask, you dont have a girlfriend do you...If you say no to that question, ill make sure you never regret it!!!!
Lova Ya, Jenny...so have you ever read one of those? If you do, PLEASE SEND IT TO ME. Ive been waiting for a letter just like that one since i was NINE. Im at the point in time in my life when a non-married, no children, bald guy, starts to think about just stepping in to his midlife crisis a good 15 years early. I looked at a large black lady's butt the other day. WELL! She was wearing nice fitted jeans! Leave me alone. And find me the letter.....please....
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